Virtual Thought

Terra, Alex and I were talking about the Lifetime of tacos for a Playstation 3 deal and, besides a couple of side arguments about just how many tacos $12,500 would buy, we started wondering how Taco Bell is going to enforce such a deal. We figured the Taco Bell Cops have free reign to enter the winner’s house anytime to check for the presence of Playstation 3s.

Then we got to wondering: If Taco Bell has cops, what do the other fast food franchises use to enforce their terrible wills?

Franchise	Thug
Taco Bell	Cops
McDonald’s	Ninja Assassins
Jack-in-the-Box	Crack Addicts
Burger King	Blank-Eyed Zombies
Whataburger	Killer, Mangy Dogs

These things are funny only to me.

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