Health

So I stopped by the store, one of those combo McDonald’s/gas stations places…

After picking up my dinner of a double quarter pounder and a large Diet Coke, I stopped by the gas station counter to get some smokes and a 12-pack of Diet Coke (I’m a caffeine fiend), the attendant asked, “Would you like me to put your cigarettes in a plastic bag with your McDonald’s?”

Yup. I’m all about the health.

One Response to “Health”

  1. John Says:

    Am I going to have to come over and show you how to be healthy? damn…